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The Melancholy of Hoshikawa Subaru
By: Rend DX
Chapter 4/14
Summary: How can one simply survive when you are living the darkest days of your abyss of a life? Angst-ridden Hoshikawa Subaru attempts to live his dark life. -RnR Satire-
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Chapter 04 - My Reality Just Shattered BBL
In an alternate dimension...
The brown-haired Geo Stelar awoke from his happy slumber. Why was it a happy slumber? Well, he had dreams that he made new friends and they had a great time. In fact, he was laughing while he slept.
He yawned and stretched. "Good morning, Mega! Did you sleep well?" he asked.
"Well, I certainly did, Geo. I had the most wonderful dream. I was making new friends and having a great time!" his pet alien replied.
"That's swell!" Geo replied. "I need to get ready for school. Do you think you could quiz me over my spelling words while I get dressed?"
"Sure thing, Geo!" Mega answered. "First, spell 'Wonderful.'"
"W-o-n-d-e-r-f-u-l. Just like my day and my life," said Geo. He could still spell even while he was putting on his American Eagle t-shirt. "Oh wait, Mega. Do you know where I put my tennis racket?"
"I thought you always kept it in the drawer under your Hollister jeans," said Mega.
"I think you are right. For some reason I thought that I kept them in the drawer above my Abercrombie clothes. I'm so silly," Geo said.
"Why yes you are," Omega-Xis answered cheerfully. "Geo, you better get going so you can meet up with all of your friends before school and join with them in jubilant conversation!"
"Thank you, Mega, I should be going." And with that Geo Stelar walked out of his house. His mother was all ready at work to pay for all of his preppy clothes.
"Wow, I thought it looked beautiful when I was inside, but now that I am outside, I can easily tell that it is even better!" Geo smiled. "It's a wonderful world."
"I know, Geo. Why, look at the squirrel! It seems so happy to be enjoying this day with us," Omega-Xis said.
"Here, little squirrel!" called Geo, who was holding an acorn the squirrel dropped. The squirrel came up to him and took it from him. Geo patted the squirrel on the head and then it ran away cheerfully.
Then the world went into grayscale and a fiery figure – which lost some of its dramatic coloring due to the grayscale factor – appeared on top of the school.
In the real world...
Subaru was surrounded by a mob of killer fanboys. These fanboys are usually just the type to write lame posts on a variety of forums ("DUDE! MISORA IS TOTALLY ENZAN, MAN!!") and make every sentence into some obscure joke with even a more obscure reference, but now they looked serious. Things didn't look so well for Subaru.
"Man, this is such a drag!" said Subaru. "Crap, that one alien-dog thingy isn't here. This sucks."
"It was him!" said Misora who was pointing at Subaru. It really takes a pop star to make something little into something big.
'Man, if I had that one thing with me, we could totally Denpity-Henkanity – or whatever the heck it is called – out of here,' thought Subaru. 'Oh wait, I totally forgot! I am a failure as a teen.'
Just as the mobs were approaching, Subaru logged onto MySpace using his Transer. Subaru went to War-Rock's space and typed, "Come here! I need help!" which was written in surprisingly good English considering the circumstances. Before Subaru even closed his Transer, he was alerted of a new comment on his Space. It read:
"Not 'til I am your top friend."
Even Subaru thought that this was lame. He was actually breaking out of character and asking War-Rock for help and he gets shot down... for the second time that day. Subaru sighed and made War-Rock his top friend. He typed back to War-Rock, "Fine. Now come here!"
Maybe he was oblivious to the rabid (yes, rabid. They all got infected by weird Wave Dogs. Yes, it makes sense) fanboys whom were approaching, but they were growing restless. All they needed was for Misora to give the final signal. However, that signal wasn't coming so fast because Misora was a bit occupied with Tsukasa.
Subaru was alerted of yet another message. It read:
"Why you not comment on my pic?"
Subaru now realized that he was indeed screwed. Well, more screwed. Being born screwed him into living and living screwed him into this.
Just as Subaru was about to do some sort of an undecided (and unneeded) ultimatum, a yellow light surrounded him. He let out a scream (which sounded well rehearsed) as he was enveloped into the light. Out of the blinding light came Thunder Berserker Tribe-On Rockman!
"Uh, what?" questioned Subaru.
"Silly Subaru," said Tsukasa. "Thunder Berserker is so over-used that you can use its powers without actually having to Denpa-Henkan with War-Rock."
"You seem... well informed," said Subaru.
"Well..." chuckled Tsukasa. Suddenly, a bright light enveloped him too. A strange figure emerged from the light.
"I am... War-Rock!" said Tsukasa who obviously wasn't Tsukasa but rather War-Rock who was pretending to be Tsukasa. To make it easier, imagine it being like a FBI agent pretending to be a six-year-old girl in chat rooms.
"NOOOOOOOO!" cried Subaru.
Then Subaru woke from his not-so-happy slumber.
Author's Notes
While I had some of this planned for awhile, most of it I randomly thought up about a half hour ago. I'm sorry that I had to do a "It was all a dream" sort of ending, but it was easier than making up lame excuses for everything else. It was supposed to allude to Geo Stelar waking up in the Alternate Dimension. By the way, Geo and Subaru will never meet. It was just sort of there for filler, well, minus the last sentence. That is important.
Let's hope we will see Chapter 5 out soon. I all ready almost have an idea for it. While this chapter was supposed to introduce Luna, I think that we will let her rest for a little bit. Especially when we have a little role for a certain other character. *grins*
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